Plain-English dictionary
Glossary
25 legal-flavored terms companies use to fog up their fine print — translated into what they actually mean for you.
A
- Arbitration clause
- A line in the terms saying you agree that if there's ever a dispute, you can't sue in a normal court — a private judge (the arbitrator) decides instead, usually behind closed doors.
- Auto-renewal
- Your subscription keeps charging you every month or year until you actively cancel. Silence counts as "yes" — even if you forgot the account existed.
In the wild: "Any dispute shall be resolved by binding arbitration…"
In the wild: "Your plan will automatically renew at the then-current rate."
B
- Browsewrap
- A weaker form of "you agreed" — just by using the site, the company claims you agreed to their terms. Courts often reject browsewrap because most users never see the link.
C
- Chargeback
- When you tell your credit card company "this charge is wrong, take it back." The bank pulls the money from the merchant. Strongest consumer remedy that doesn't need a lawyer.
- Class-action waiver
- You give up the right to join with other wronged customers in one big lawsuit. You can only ever complain alone — which is exactly why companies love it.
- Clickwrap
- The "I agree" checkbox before you create the account. Courts almost always enforce clickwrap because you literally clicked.
In the wild: "You waive any right to participate in a class action."
D
- Dark pattern
- A user-interface trick designed to get you to do something you didn't want to — pre-checked boxes, buried unsubscribe links, guilt-tripping wording, fake urgency timers.
- Dispute resolution
- The section of the terms that tells you what you can and can't do if you're unhappy. Usually a maze designed to slow you down until you give up.
F
- Force majeure
- Latin-flavored escape hatch letting the company skip its obligations during "acts of God" — wars, pandemics, natural disasters. Widely used to deny refunds.
G
- Governing law
- Which state's or country's laws apply, and often which courts you'd have to sue in. Companies pick jurisdictions friendly to them (Delaware, Ireland, arbitration in California).
I
- Indemnification
- You promise to pay the company's legal costs if someone sues them because of something you did. Reads like fine print, functions like a blank check.
L
- Limitation of liability
- The company caps the maximum they'll ever owe you — often the amount you paid, sometimes just $100, sometimes zero. Even if their screwup cost you thousands.
In the wild: "Total liability shall not exceed the amount you paid in the last 12 months."
M
- Mandatory arbitration
- Arbitration you can't refuse. Different from ordinary arbitration only in that there's no opt-out and no court option — take it or don't use the service.
N
- Non-refundable
- The company's stated policy that your money is gone the moment you paid. Doesn't override chargeback rights or state consumer-protection laws — it just discourages you from trying.
O
- Opt-out
- A time-limited window (usually 30 days after signup) where you can send a written notice removing yourself from arbitration, ad tracking, or data sharing. Blink and you miss it.
P
- Perpetual license
- You give the company forever-lasting rights to use, copy, and modify anything you upload — photos, reviews, videos, comments. "Perpetual" means it never expires.
- Privacy policy
- A separate document (not the terms of service) explaining what data they collect, who they share it with, and how long they keep it. Legally binding once you sign up.
R
- Right of publicity
- Your right to control commercial use of your name, image, and likeness. Terms of service often ask you to sign it away for user-generated content.
S
- Severability
- Legal safety net for the company — if a court throws out one clause, the rest of the terms still apply. Prevents one bad line from killing the whole agreement.
- Subscription trap
- A checkout flow designed so it's easy to sign up (one click) and painful to cancel (phone calls, chat queues, retention offers, forms that expire).
T
- Terms of service
- The full contract you agree to when you make an account. Legally binding whether or not you read it. Frequently updated without you noticing.
- Third-party data sharing
- The company sells or gives your data to other companies — advertisers, analytics firms, data brokers, "business partners." Almost always disclosed vaguely.
U
- Unilateral amendment
- The company can change the terms whenever they want, and "continued use" means you accepted the new version. You can't push back — you can only stop using the service.
W
- Waiver of rights
- You give up a legal protection you'd otherwise have — jury trial, class action, specific damages. "Waiver" is legalese for "you agreed to lose this."
- Warranty disclaimer
- The company saying the product is provided "as is" with no promises it'll work, be accurate, or be safe. If something goes wrong, it's not their problem.
In the wild: "Service is provided as-is without warranty of any kind."
Consumer education and watchdog reporting. Not legal advice.
